My friend reacts to Nuzlocke VN collab characters!

ok after did hers, I thought hey. why don't I do this too? 
So this is the following skype chatlog that happened:


Siseja: alright so I'm gonna link you to the yearbook picture because of the advantages of consistent art style
Siseja: also you will most likely recognize one of them as mine, but pretend like you don't
Ricekrispyjoints: hehe ok
Siseja: doesn't have to be more than a sentence per character
Siseja: you know the drill
Ricekrispyjoints: and i'm... describing them? like what they look like or remind me of?
Siseja: yeah pretty much
Ricekrispyjoints: ok!
Siseja: but yeah stuff like "I'd totally be into Khail" or "Sara looks like she'd be a surprise tsundere"
Siseja: ready?
Ricekrispyjoints: born ready





Ricekrispyjoints: alright we're gonna start top left: aoi looks fed up with life
Siseja: perfect start
Ricekrispyjoints: or maybe like he's just finished a good cry

Ricekrispyjoints: cody boulton looks like a smug shit who thinks he's cool but he's probably actually a huge loser do you see his quote

Ricekrispyjoints: Adelaide looks like a korra cosplayer
Siseja: heheeeh
Siseja: now that you mention it

Ricekrispyjoints: toren looks friendly but he's kinda got that anime mullet going on and if we were friends i'd talk to him about getting rid of it
Siseja: too much daiya no ace you think?
(Daiya no Ace is a baseball anime where like 40% of the characters have mullets and we're always complaining about it)
Later:
Ricekrispyjoints: WAIT I JUST REALIZED WHO TOREN DRENGR REMINDS ME OF
Ricekrispyjoints: HE HAS KNB KOGANEI EYES
Siseja: HE DOES THO DOESN'T HE
Siseja: HE REMINDS ME TOO

Ricekrispyjoints: alright sky duskheart.... where do i even begin sky looks like they stepped outta steven universe and that they're lookin' for a fight but in that "murder with a smile on ur face" way
Siseja: that... is beautiful
Siseja: please lemme tell you about sky duskheart afterwards
Later:
Siseja: so Sky Duskheart as the character appears in his nuzlocke comic
Siseja: is the son of slenderman
Ricekrispyjoints: WHAT
Ricekrispyjoints: I'M WHEEZING
Siseja:8DDD
Ricekrispyjoints: THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS
Siseja: you spelled amazing wrong

Ricekrispyjoints: Katherine evergreen. who even smiles with their mouth open for yearbook photos
Siseja: strange people that's who

Ricekrispyjoints: clare farris-bolivar, can i first say that that is some beautiful skin, and then second that quote makes me uncertain if i want to BE clare or be ON clare
Siseja: I concur
Siseja: very much so

Ricekrispyjoints: lilian Hershel looks like ... she (?) wants to grow up to be some sort of tragic combo of white-haired anime character and side-pony mom
Siseja: oh no
Ricekrispyjoints: looks too kind and will be destroyed by this cruel world
Siseja: the ultimate tragic combo
Siseja: RIP Lilian

Ricekrispyjoints: I have one word for Evangeline Hollows: gintama
Ricekrispyjoints: (how original am i)
Siseja: (as original as .... ok i can't come up with a very unoriginal thing atm)

Ricekrispyjoints: William Jagger: first i had to re-read jagger three times to be sure it wasn't jaeger and even then all i can think about is some pompous cousin of eren and those hairpins are secretly titan killing weapons
Siseja: ...I love it

Ricekrispyjoints: ray kagami don't play like that mofo will WRECK UR SHIT and look fabulous doing it
Siseja: well you're not wrong

Ricekrispyjoints: aww sarah keeney has the suga beauty mark i like sara
Siseja: always a hq geek

Ricekrispyjoints: daaaaaamn son khail could get it hot damn those eyes are like the fucking ocean and i'm a sucker for messy dark hair and a lethal fucking smirk
Siseja: this seems to be the general consensus, yes

Ricekrispyjoints: maki looks like all my weeby high schoolers who draw yaoi instead of conjugating verbs
Siseja: how dare they

Ricekrispyjoints: dewey pevensie reminds me of  Seo from gekkan shoujou nozaki-kun
Ricekrispyjoints: like the athletic girl who will kick ur ass
Siseja: ..... HOW DID I NOT SEE IT SEE IT BEFORE

Ricekrispyjoints: norman better be a teacher bc he waaay to old to be a student and he also has that "i'm so exhausted and tired of children" look about him
Sadist: Yeah he's not a teacher, he's a third year.
Ricekrispyjoints: THAT'S HILARIOUS HOMEBOY LOOKS LIKE HES THIRTY

Ricekrispyjoints: i have one word for sadist: bro
Siseja: bruh

Ricekrispyjoints: skye satori has the eyes of the innocent and i hope that someone protects her from corruption (yume tsuki looks like a good candidate)

Ricekrispyjoints: zephyr's a stoner
Siseja: what gave it away, the green hair?
Ricekrispyjoints: no his glassed fuckin' eyes
Siseja: amazing

Ricekrispyjoints: Augustine sycamore reminds me of jet from atla
Ricekrispyjoints: never was a fan of jet
Siseja: xD but he's such a delightful asshole!

Ricekrispyjoints: petja reminds me of that quote from ferris bueler: "no offense, but Cameron's so tight that if you shoved carbon up his ass, it'd make diamonds"


Ricekrispyjoints: i'm sticking with yume being skye's protector like she's super cute and sweet to skye and then will be like "they'll never find your body" to anyone who even vaguely threatens skye
Ricekrispyjoints: (yume has Kinsey 6 lesbian written allllll over imo)
Siseja: this is gold

Ricekrispyjoints: Felicia looks very kind and wise, like if they're not a teacher, they're the best damn senpai you ever met

Ricekrispyjoints: raven woods... i'm getting lab-science nerd from this kid like slap some goggles on there and give that child a beaker full of questionable liquids
Siseja: is this to the horror or fascination of everyone around her?
Ricekrispyjoints: both
Ricekrispyjoints: horrified fascination

Ricekrispyjoints: oh no scott wu is cute he looks like he just woke up from a nap
Siseja: he probably did

Ricekrispyjoints: alright alice wulff is zephyr's partner in crime like that quote just confirms my suspicions that she's on one
Siseja: stoner crime?
Ricekrispyjoints: sure

Ricekrispyjoints: gold yoon looks like a super nb cutie and i wanna pet their floofy hair
Siseja: agreed

Ricekrispyjoints: alex looks like they're a million miles away, focused on bigger more important problems than a senior photo

Ricekrispyjoints: and finally, nall looks like he just walked outta legend of korra or something idk but that face says "fire bender" to me

Siseja: that's three legend of korra references xD
Ricekrispyjoints: oops?
Ricekrispyjoints: except it's actually 2 lok references and 1 atla
Siseja: ah right

Siseja: ok and final thing
Siseja: who would you say is the protagonist(s)?
Ricekrispyjoints: ok, guesses for protag: so it's either someone with brightly colored hair... or someone who looks like they will fuck u up
Ricekrispyjoints: so my top 3 picks for protag are: sky duskheart, khail, and yume tsuki?
Siseja: really? they all look like antagonists to me
Siseja: antagonist of some shoujou romance
Ricekrispyjoints: nah, khail looks like mischief
Ricekrispyjoints: he's my kinda protag xD
Siseja: all this khail love xD
Ricekrispyjoints: HE'S PRETTY OK
Siseja: (HE IS. HE IS SO PRETTY)



So that's it folks 8D